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Errmm...
frequently asked questions? Allright questions I *think*
people may ask..
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| Q: Why should I use Ask Jewels instead of another Search Engine? |
| A: You shouldn't. Ask Jewels is not a real search engine. Duh! |
| Q: Then why does it look like a search engine? |
| A: Because it's a spoof, a satire, ...a joke. Get it? |
| Q: Do you have something against Ask Jeeves? |
| A: Nope. |
| Q: Why do you call this 'Ask Jewels' if we never get to really ask anything? |
| A: That's the beauty of it...ask all you want...just don't expect a real answer. (Note: this is why it's not called Get An Answer from Jewels, Jewels Knows the Answer, Answers from Jewels...etc...). |
| Q: Why are you doing this? Are you some mean, nasty, spiteful person? (Blah blah blah...whine, whine, whine...) |
| A: Not at all, actually I'm pretty nice. I'm just thinking the Internet could use a few more female oriented spoofs. (Keyword being female). |
| Q: Are you one of those crazed feminist people? |
| A: No. Yes. Whatever....depends on my mood. |
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