Posted by Jewels at 02:34 PM | Comments (1)

404

Just found this in a really old email to myself... heh.

Posted by Jewels at 10:35 AM | Comments (2)

September 12, 2002

Yes!

Ok, finally it's looking more like I wanted... suhweet. I think tonight I'll find a lava lamp type thing, & do the archives. & MAYBE if I feel up to it...the comments too. :woohoo

Posted by Jewels at 04:26 PM | Comments (0)

Geeze.

Ok, yeah new look. Still being tweaked. :whyme Ummm...anyone know how to get each entry into it's own table instead of it all being in one?

Posted by Jewels at 11:46 AM | Comments (1)

September 09, 2002

Are we having a contest?

Here's my latest stat nightmares:

This ones not SO bad...

But this one is REALLY sad.

Posted by Jewels at 11:28 PM | Comments (0)

For any other waitresses/waiterly type persons...

I was up reading this site last night. It's pretty funny/kinda gross. I think the revenge part was my favorite, but some of these things are just sick, sick, sick. (Go here & look for "monkey ass") OMG!

This is funny too...
IF YOU WERE QUITTING TONIGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

-Drop your drawers and relieve yourself in the busiest dining room. Yes, this takes guts, but what a show for the guests to remember!

-Run around hysterically in public, preferably with a ripped shirt, claiming that one of the managers just tried to rape you.

-Call in large, I mean really large, phony reservations.

-Bring in a squirt bottle of bleach and write nasty messages on the dark carpet. They won't show up until the next day and will cost lots of money to fix.

-Plant or hide preferably raw food in places where it is hard to find. Eventually it will attract bugs and start to smell really bad. A variation on this is to consult your friendly neighborhood hunter for samples of fox urine or other horribly smelly and impossible-to-get-rid-of substances to leak around the place.

-Fuck up the computer system (takes some hacker knowledge to do this) or simply give the keyboards a few hefty punches.

-Right before you walk out, ring up huge complicated dinners comprised of the most expensive items on the menu.

-Leave with your server bank, preferably when you are carrying about $1000. Yes, they can prosecute, but it will take a few months for them to get the money back in court.

-Quietly and over a period of time, deface walls, posters, and tables with small angry words or sexual drawings.

-Call the main office posing as a guest and complain about your manager's behavior or dress.

-Steal small but necessary machine parts or cords.

-During your last few hours of employment, say anything that comes to mind to guests on whom you are waiting. Speak calmly and enunciate, but lace your language with profanity and crazy, murderous talk.

-If there is a microphone in your restaurant, you know what to do on the way out the front door.

-Have some kind of public fit when the main dining room is at full capacity. The skill of being able to vomit on cue would be handy.

-Alter or rearrange the letters on the marquis out front to say something demonic.
—Andy and Shawn, Reading, PA

Posted by Jewels at 01:18 PM | Comments (0)

Work from home...

Yeah, ok. I have been searching for work from home programs this morning... & I've come to the conclusion that the only way I see so far is to pay money to have other people pay you money to get the same information you wanted?! It's like a loop. Pay me so you can suck other people into paying you. I'm not sure if it makes sense, or is just a big scam. Does anyone really do this... or is it like another Amway deal? I am (embarassed to admit it) already a member of Primebuy. My Mom & I dished out almost $200 for NOTHING. I'm not selling people stuff...or having them sign up. It's embarassing. Maybe since I already paid for that like a LOSER I should look into making that work. Hell I don't know. But I need another car. Anyone have any ideas? Anyone do Primebuy & make money? Anyone wanna give me a car...? :snide

Posted by Jewels at 09:38 AM | Comments (1)