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May 02, 2002

Just once...

I would like to see Perfect Martha Stewart drop some antique thing that's worth a butt-load of money. Just to see her reaction...& the reaction of whoever owns it. Maybe it would go like...

*Crash*
Martha: Oh sh*t! I can't believe I just did that!! *sobs*
Owner: You clumsy bi*ch! You're gonna pay for that! *slap slap*

or...
*Crash*
Martha: OMG! I forgot to wipe the butter off my hands after baking that buttery whatever fancy schmancy dish!! I am SO sorry!
Owner: Oh, it's ok Ms. Stewart, it was only irreplaceable, I mean my great-great-great grandma gave her life to get this for our family. How about we take everything you have in exchange? *sinister laugh*

or...
*Crash*
Martha: !@#$$#&* ^%$#* !~@#$ !#$% (on LIVE TV mind you)
Owner: That's it! You're going down Stewart!
Martha: And YOU can see this all on our website@ www.marthastewart.com!
*smack* *punch* etc...
Anyone have any other ideas how this would go...??

Posted by Jewels at May 2, 2002 12:27 PM

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